Skrud 2.0
Posted by Skrud at Tuesday, December 26th 2006 at 4:36pm
We are pleased to announce a new version of Skrud to come out in 2007. This new Skrud will be leaner, faster and stronger than the previous version. The upgrade process will consist of eating a healthy diet, working out regularly and lowering alcohol intake. The lack of which has, over time, contributed to Skrud’s current pathetic physical condition.
You can help! Follow these guidelines to ensure that your new Skrud is delivered sooner, rather than later:
- If you offer Skrud a drink and he refuses, please don’t continue to insist on it.
- If you are out eating with Skrud, inform him of potentially unhealthy foods – at least until we are able to install the Nutrition Information Module.
- You may still invite Skrud out for fun drinking events, but do not be insulted if he limits himself to a paltry single drink, or if he doesn’t drink at all – at least until he gets his body in a comfortable condition.
- Continue to love and support your Skrud. Tips and advice are always welcome. (If you are met with whiny resistance, slap Skrud upside the head and say “Pull yourself together, man!”. Not too hard, please. Don’t take it personally, he knows you’re only trying to help.)
- Remember, he is still the same Skrud. He’s just trying to improve the way he feels about himself. Even if he’s sober, we assure you that you can still have a good time with Skrud around.
Thank You.
- The SkrudTM Engineering Team.
