Skrud 2.0
Posted by Skrud at Tuesday, December 26th 2006 at 4:36pm
We are pleased to announce a new version of Skrud to come out in 2007. This new Skrud will be leaner, faster and stronger than the previous version. The upgrade process will consist of eating a healthy diet, working out regularly and lowering alcohol intake. The lack of which has, over time, contributed to Skrud’s current pathetic physical condition.
You can help! Follow these guidelines to ensure that your new Skrud is delivered sooner, rather than later:
- If you offer Skrud a drink and he refuses, please don’t continue to insist on it.
- If you are out eating with Skrud, inform him of potentially unhealthy foods – at least until we are able to install the Nutrition Information Module.
- You may still invite Skrud out for fun drinking events, but do not be insulted if he limits himself to a paltry single drink, or if he doesn’t drink at all – at least until he gets his body in a comfortable condition.
- Continue to love and support your Skrud. Tips and advice are always welcome. (If you are met with whiny resistance, slap Skrud upside the head and say “Pull yourself together, man!”. Not too hard, please. Don’t take it personally, he knows you’re only trying to help.)
- Remember, he is still the same Skrud. He’s just trying to improve the way he feels about himself. Even if he’s sober, we assure you that you can still have a good time with Skrud around.
Thank You.
- The SkrudTM Engineering Team.
WE CAN REUBILD HIM, WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY……BUT DON’T WANT TO SPEND ALOT OF MONEY. INTRODUCING:….THE SIX DOLLAR MAN!
lol, i love the way you treat yourself like software. ;)
i take it that means no more exploration of the beery delights of the city?
@Harley: Yeah :(
I’ll go back to exploring the city’s beer with you once I’ve lost some weight and established a regular (as in difficult to break) routine.
good luck.
Good going Skrud!
I’m in the same boat as you! I actually managed to lose 10 pounds of weight before xmas myself… Though I havn’t brought myself to be weighed since then.. I’ll probably wait till after new years :)
Skrud, trying to make yourself all sexy-like for the ladies? :P
Aw, that’s too cute!!!
Skrud, I wish the very best for you and your efforts. Keep the momentum and you will see results!
Hey skrud, lets celebrate the start of this lifestyle with another Brutopia party. Drinks on me!
in the words of the mighty CCR keep on chooglin…. i dun really know what that means… but don’t quit no matter what… even if you want to. and if you ever need motivation to keep going, i can always kick your ass when you get tired of it
woot :D Skrud, this is most awesome. I wish you much luck… I know it is difficult to keep at it, but you can do eet :D
I’d also like to point out the futility of starting such things in january… just before Eng Games… Cusec… and all those other fun get togethers…
But, brownie point to Skrud nonetheless.
Hey Skrud, do you like cats?
Hey Skrud! More power to you. I find drinking copious amounts of water at drinking events worked really well for me early on.
Once you get into this, it’s really not that hard, and you’ll really really enjoy the benefits.
I’d like to get a copy! gzip -d skrud.2.0.tar.gz tar -xf skrud.2.0.tar cd skrud.2.0 ./configure ./make P.S. can you give me a link for the sources? :)
So how is the upgrade going? Your followers need to know what is going on!